friend: what's otp stand for?
me: one true pairing
friend: tell me about your one true pairing
me: which one
robbicyclestark: you know game of thrones is a really fascinating show it’s a really interesting look at the consequences of political clashes and a commentary on gender roles and economic inequality i watch for the plot you guys
Cunt again? It was odd how men like Suggs used that word to demean women when it...– Asha Greyjoy, A Dance with Dragons by George R. R. Martin (via corpsicles)
Rule #42 of Game of Thrones
azorahai: If there is a situation, and someone fucked up. It’s Theon Greyjoy.
Rule #27 of Game of Thrones
azorahai: If you want two characters to see each other again. They won’t.
I have a difficult time watching Theon scenes...
Joss Whedon: Hey! You guys wanna write a book together?
J. K. Rowling: Sure.
Suzanne Collins: Why not?
Shakespeare: If it is to be of a tragical nature, then I doth not protest!
Beginning of the book: Unimportant characters die.
Middle of the book: Favorite characters died.
End of the book: Everyone is dead.
George R.R. Martin: They didn't suffer enough.
Reblog if FUCK YOU THEON GREYJOY IS MY BB.
shadowbabies: ”Hitler had become a Super Saiyan” What the … ?
lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world ...
Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about...
Talking about the "blowjob" scene
AE: Did you have any trouble getting through that scene, keeping a straight face or delivering your lines?
GA: To be honest while we were filming it I think me and Finn, well you know, we enter into these character’s world and we have to believe what’s going on is honest and real and at that point we were great.
I think the problem arose when we were at my flat the night before. We went to rehearse the scene and like let’s just get through this and that was hard to get through because we just sat in my bedroom in London just kind of going through this scene. [laughs] We just have to get through this scene because it’s going to be a continuity nightmare.
That was hard to get through without laughing and we just sat in my bedroom rehearsing but once we were on set everything was okay.
SON OF MINE!
alexandersexgard: i will never understand why some people in the ASOIAF fandom attack those of us that like characters who “did the starks wrong”
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If only Ned Stark was in Middle Earth and Boromir...
starkwaters: toldmethatmyhairwasred: things would have totally worked out. always reblog
Last night I dreamed about you. What happened in detail I can hardly remember,...– Franz Kafka to Milena Jesenska, 1921 (via wuthering-heights)
in the year 6057
historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood